“It is a dwarf planet…DeGrasse class…” 

I will always have fond memories of Dr. Tyson berating an autistic teenager about Pluto status as a planet. Yeah that happened. DeGrasse class. 

Randy, Son of Randy.

Randy meet Future Randy. 

So proud to be a Randy.

Let’s get Randy.

But Randy, I want to be a real Randy.

Randy, you are now a Randy

Your time will come Randy

Randy 2.0

Just follow my Randy

Proud to be a Randy

Why am I the only one noticing the Chuck Norris part? Why am I alone? Why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9mCmx9Jhs

Cigarettes, I won’t do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

Tommy Chong

I guess Columbus got its swagger back.

AWW HELL NAW. Let Me give you Muthafuckaz a piece of My mind right quick! WHOEVER is talkin to/txting my Girlfriend (Girl above) saying mean things about Me, our Baby, or her being Pregnant you better SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW! She’s upset, stressed out and balling her eyes out at Work right now bcus of YOU. She’s pregnant, she doesn’t need or deserve that. Who gives a fuck what you think? IT’S NOT UR FUCKIN LIFE & IT’S NOT UR BABY! We’re keeping it, and there’s NOTHING you can say to make us change our minds. WE AIN’T KILLIN SHIT, AND ESPECIALLY NOT FOR DUMB IGNORANT BITCHES LIKE YOU. Just bcus ur STILL Immature, and u wanna drink/party, hook up wit random guys and be a fuckin HOE for the rest of ur life doesn’t mean you have to Hate on my Girl and try to bring her down with you.. I’ma changed man, and She has also CHANGED ALOT since highschool. If you were a ‘good friend’ & apart of her Life, EVERYDAY like I AM, you would know & understand that. SO FUCK YOU! You don’t kno wat’s best for her, us, or our child.. Only WE do. So either SHOW SUPPORT, or we WILL ABORT.. Ur ass from our lives, that is ;) FAKE ASS BITCH! .. and when you get knocked up, DON’T except ANY Support from us. Not even a fuckin ‘congrats’. Just bcus UR not STRONG enough to raise a Child, and UR not where you want to be in Life, DOESN’T mean that we are in the same boat as YOU.. We have MORE THAN ENOUGH Money, Love, Friends, Family & Supporters. So you need to RE-EVALUATE yo Muthafuckin Self. BIIIIOOOOTTCHH!!!”

HER BABY DADDY, alcohol is a powerful drug.